party post

[spanon]

A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.

Standard contact protocol applies. Suggested topics for discussion:
- Saturnalia's final year,
- How much you hate seeing your relatives over the holidays,
- Whatever happened to Arabian,
- Giving yourself over to absolute pleasure,
- Whether Paul Walker still breathes.

ETA: Anon or not, your call.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...


WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

[laurenthemself]

Anon, I have a t-shirt that may be relevant to your interests.