spanon ([personal profile] spanon) wrote2010-05-04 01:23 am

S/P ANON MEME II

SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST


Your collective hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus. You know the game:

1. IP logging is off
2. Do not post PMs, private emails or information from locked entries.
3. If the entry/post was originally unlocked but then was locked at a later date, it's fair game.
4. Do not post personal information about anyone.
5. Any posts that break these rules will be deleted and dinosaurs will nibble at the flesh of violators.

Clarification: This meme is NOT affiliated with [livejournal.com profile] sheldon_penny or with any other Big Bang Theory community. Get it? Got it? Good.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ WE NEED FRESH WANK NOW!

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
We need more Haiku
let's get this party started
fun time begins now.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
HELL YES. My wishes have come true. <3

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I have stuff to do, but this calls for a quick drabble! (don't ask)



Sheldon has strong opinions on most subjects. Bring up the shelf life of dried mangos and he will tell you 9-12 months in a cool environment. He will also tell you that he does not care for them, although his mother does, and the various cultural meanings and he will go on, about dried mangos, until you change the subject or are literally driven insane.

Sheldon has strong opinions on most subjects, but when Wil is going down on him, all Sheldon can say is yes. Emphatically yes, loudly yes, begging and pleading and yes yes yes. Wil doesn’t mind.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-05 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Guh.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
jw, does anyone else get scared that we're all wanked out? that there's no more wank to be had?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
this is definitely not true ;)

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Repost: A Query

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've been in the mood of late for some whumpy-hurt-comforty goodness, across the many fandoms I frequent. You name it, I probably want to see crying and bandages and hugs. And it occurs to me that mostly, I can only find that kind of thing for male characters. I can actually think of one fandom where a female character gets the whump or h/c treatment.

I've tried coming up with my own scenarios, and I have to admit, I don't really enjoy doing that with my favorite female characters. Like Penny; I'm more interested in her getting tough on someone, so I don't think too much about her needing a rescue and a cuddle. Sheldon, on the other hand, needs help and a cuddle for sure. Yet, I DO want to read the opposite sometimes. Does anyone have that sort of problem?

*note to the anon who already responded: I'm glad to see someone else in this fandom who also likes whump! BBT fandom is easily the most pleasant fandom I've been in, but sometimes I wish the trade-off wasn't less angst and what not. I guess we've had a few in-episode situations, like the loudly proclaimed #boobday, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't love to see a serious take on it from one of our talented fan-writers.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
There was something awhile back where Penny was being stalked by someone, or she got attacked in a parking garage? Those might be two different fics, but either way, they kind of skeeved me out. I don't know if it's possible to do female whump that's not going to hit a lot of people's buttons, or at least my buttons, because I tend to get so turned off by "female is danger rescued by big, strong man" stories. Which I know isn't what all whump is, but.

I think I could buy female whump more in a fandom like Alias, where it's the female character's job to go out and get her ass kicked, and it's not played as victimization. Then again, YMMV.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
What non-mainstream fic pairings are you interested in seeing? As in, not Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/Penny, Howard/Raj? Actual relationship or just hot hook-ups?

CROSSOVER PAIRINGS ALSO, PLZ.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Penny/Kripke

No, I'm not [livejournal.com profile] courtney_beth. Stop looking at me like that.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I wish all shows were like Torchwood, where people casually end up kissing other people.

Like this show, for example. Why don't Wil and Sheldon end up kissing, or Raj and Penny, or Raj and Howard, or...Leonard and Stuart?

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It'd be pretty hilarious if Sheldon tried to casually kiss some one, but otherwise, I agree. The only lame thing is the male characters would act like idiots around any female-on-female casual kissing, which means a Leslie/Penny/Bernadette girls night is the only way to see that to fruition.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
I want an angst meme. Is that a thing? Whether it is or not, I want one.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE

Set it up, and I will totes participate. I am a longtime fan of whump & h/c & general angst.

(yeah, I'm going to special hell)

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Comment Fic (Sheldon/Wil/Penny)

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sheldon's gotten used to no longer sleeping in the middle of the bed, stiff as a board. He was broken of that habit on the very first night when Wil curled up, his chest solid behind Sheldon's back, his hand resting on Sheldon's hip. Penny, despite the way she lives each day larger than life, tucks herself into Sheldon's front as if she were born to fit there, snuggled up and half-purring comfortably as she intertwines her fingers with his and pulls his hand to rest upon her stomach.

Despite his eidetic memory, Sheldon is still not quite sure how this came to be, how these two people chose him out of everyone else--he who, despite the way he excels in almost any given field, has never shown promise when it came to relationship. Never even shown interest when it came to relationships, to be precise. (And he likes to be precise, he likes his details and his routines and how is he sharing his life now with two people who thrive on spontaneity and change?)

He remembers fingers, and lips, and muttered expletives, a hushed moment as they waited on the edge, waited for him to say yes, to agree (comply, give in, accept)--and then warm breath on his skin and kisses pressed to the back of his neck. But he wanted this. He said yes.

And they're there, on either side of him, trapping him and enclosing him--except he doesn't feel trapped, or enclosed, or helpless, or overwhelmed. For the first time in his entire life, Sheldon Cooper knows what it's like to be free--free in yourself, in your body instead of just your mind, in your skin instead of just your intellect.

So he lets them disrupt his life and his routine and makes exceptions and compromises and surrenders, because at the end of the day they let him have his way, and they let him have them--warm bodies surrounding his, and he feels home.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
This fic made me feel cuddly-happy! I've been looking for something like this for ages, thanks!

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I hate any variation of the phrase "shoots his load". It sounds so disgusting. Not the semen isn't a little gross, but come on. Just using the word "load" to describe it is so gross. Get creative.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-06 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"blew his wad" always makes me think of ye olde tyme artillery...

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
The next person who uses derogatory language, I'm doing to go batshit on. JS. I don't care who it is, they've got it coming.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
'kay. Here or IRL?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Is anyone else horrifically disappointed that this meme has yet to pop up on Fandom!Secrets?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
actually, the opposite.

Ssshhh

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Help out a furriner?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand what this means:

Your collective hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.

Re: Help out a furriner?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus

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because why should this ever die?

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Everyone was always trying to list names of 'le clique' like a singular group of mod+active users vs. Arabian's group.

Are there other groups or cliques in S/P? If everyone fits in the same crowd, that's a big fucking crowd. Besides, you can never have just one clique. To have one, you gotta have more.

cap: zeresa quantum

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I AM A CLIQUE UNTO MYSELF

It's made up of me and all my alternate personalities. So it's quite the crowd.

- Jekyl between (haha ilu captcha - great timing as always, even if your spelling's off)

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All right, so name them then!

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chez slicker

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Henceforth they shall be known as Team Classy Bitches!

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so not a clique then

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If I see one more person in fandom (any fandom, not just S/P) use loose for lose, I might just have to go on a spree. Why is it so hard to tell the difference?

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Or messing up "its" and "it's." SOUND IT OUT, PEOPLE.

Have most American schools completely given up on grammar?

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't fashionable to admit that Jim Parsons is hot anymore but HOLY FUCKBALLS he was hot on Letterman last night. He was made to wear a tie.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Where is that not fashionable? I want to go to there!

Love,
Anon who usually feels left out for not finding him attractive

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Last Name Dilemma

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This is going to completely out me, but so what.

So. I'm writing a BBT/BSG crossover where Penny's in the Colonial Fleet. Because of the military nature of the story, she needs a last name. I've never wanted to give her a last name because she doesn't have one on the show so I'm kind of at a loss here.

1. What should I give her as a last name?

2. What should her Fleet call sign be?

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, you. :)

Well, you could stick with the Greek gods/goddesses theme that several characters had and go with Demeter or Artemis. Demeter would make sense just in the way that Penny grew up on a farm and Demeter was Goddess of the harvest. (And there's something in that story about corn...) Artemis was the Goddess of the hunt and wilderness, and just general bad-assery. I think either one would fit.

As for last names... man, I hate that part. The only time I've ever given her a last name it was something alliterative (i.e. Penny Parker), but only so I could make a joke about alliteration.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Does anyone else find [livejournal.com profile] misskoum's new S/P art to be macabre and horrifying, and not in a good way?

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oh that was some anonfail there

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sheldon/Leonard


I have yet to find any good fic for the two....

Also..not really a pairing but I would love for Dean and Sam from Supernatural to work a case either at Caltech or in the apartment building and interact with the boys...

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I started writing a "Dean and Sam work on a case at the apartment building" fic, but haven't finished it. I got distracted by other things, so who knows. Maybe now that school is about to be out, I can finally finish some of these stories I started and never completed.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Crack Fic

Hit me with your ideas.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wil Wheaton 'befriends' Sheldon's meemaw.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
http://community.livejournal.com/paradox_ot/7159.html

WHAT

(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That person's been spamming lots of communities lately... THEY JUST NEED TO GTFO. THEY FAIL AT LIFE.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-04 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Why so boring, spanon?

What're you up to this evening?

I'm working (blegh) and writing Nine/Rose fic.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sooo I'm kinda bummed that the header's going to change...I was one of the few who wanted it to stay the same. Meh, oh well.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-05 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just glad it wasn't #7 that won. The votes were SO close there. No offense to the person that made it but just... no.

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(Anonymous) 2010-05-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to say that tonight's episode of LOST seriously.... I don't even. I'm a mess.

(Anonymous) 2010-05-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Though this is not directed at you because you didn't use spoilers, I just want to put in a pre-emptive strike in for people using spoilers to put "Lost Spoilers" or something in the subject line?

I don't get to watch it until Wednesday morning and I'm already freaking out about being spoiled because people are flailing on Twitter & LJ. Eep.

Thanks in advance from a very twitchy anon. :)